Thames Rocket speedboat rides, ultimate in exhilarating & comical sightseeing. We take you further, faster & nearer to the action than any other boat trip⚓️

A fantastic family sightseeing adventure, go further, go faster and see more!

Guaranteed to entertain & inform by the exceptional tour guides - all professional stand up comedians!

Tours depart hourly from base at the London Eye.

Check our website for up to date availability and offers.

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Eat and Drink

• Gillray's Steakhouse and Bar - South Bank (0.1 miles) - Named after James Gillray, the 18th-century English master caricaturist who gained notoriety satiris...
• Gillray's Steakhouse & Bar - London (0.1 miles) - Named after James Gillray, the 18th-century English master caricaturist who gained notoriety satiris...
• Brasserie Joel - london (0.2 miles) - This South Bank French Brasserie Restaurant is located at Park Plaza hotel Westminster Bridge London...
• The Admiralty - London (0.5 miles) - GENERAL INFORMATION A traditional pub with a story to tell, The Admiralty is a step back in time to t...
• The Admiralty - London (0.5 miles) - GENERAL INFORMATION A traditional pub with a story to tell, The Admiralty is a step back in time to t...

See and Do

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• Banqueting House London (0.3 miles) - The Banqueting House is all that remains of Whitehall Palace, the sovereign's principal residenc...
• Houses of Parliament London (0.3 miles) - The centre of political life in the UK, housed in the Thames-side Palace of Westminster. Whether you ...
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Shopping

• Piccadilly Market - London (0.9 miles) - A vibrant and charming market in the heart of London in the grounds of St James’s Church Piccadill...
• forbiddenplanet.com - London (0.9 miles) - The largest cult entertainment Megastore in the UK, the home and hub of the best geek shopping. We h...
• LUSH SPA Oxford Street - London (1.2 miles) - When hopping over the threshold of Lush Oxford Street, you will be forgiven for momentarily thinking...
• Capital Carboot sale - Pimlico (1.3 miles) - Central London's only indoor and outdoor all year round carboot sale. Come and grab some treasur...
• The Calabash of Culture - London (6.0 miles) - A creative social environment promoting local artistry & cultural diversity of the community- encour...